YOUR PLAN OF ACTION:
Wednesday (The Night Before)
Open a bottle of wine and recruit someone to help with dishes. If you start prepping by 8, you should be on the couch by 9.
8:00 PM: Chop the onions and garlic; caramelize. Slice the onions and lemons for the turkey.
8:10 PM: Mix the herb butter and stuff under the turkey skin. Assemble roasting dish.
8:20 PM: Blanch the greens; squeeze out excess water. Cover and refrigerate.
8:30 PM: Sear the onion and simmer with the stock for the gravy.
8:35 PM: Make the pie filling, pour into the crust, and refrigerate.
8:45 PM: Make the cranberry-clementine sauce (pulsed in food processor); refrigerate.
8:50 PM: Assemble the dressing in roasting dish, cover with foil, and refrigerate.
Thursday (The Day Of)
First order of business: Take the turkey and dressing out of the fridge and put into a 450°F oven. Then, finish making the feast in a single hour.
3:00 PM: Warm the gravy base in a small saucepan. Whisk in the beurre manié to thicken.
3:15 PM: Render the sausage and sauté the greens.
3:25 PM: Uncover the dressing.
3:30 PM: Make the glazed carrots and turnips.
3:50 PM: Transfer the breasts to a carving board and pour the pan juices into the gravy.
3:55 PM: Reheat the gravy and adjust the seasoning. Slice the turkey.
SERVE!
You did it. Now pile up a plate, sit next to someone you love, and don't tell anyone how easy this was.
BUTTER-ROASTED TURKEY BREAST
These breasts will more than satisfy the white-meat crowd, but if you have some die-hard dark meat fans at the table, make a couple of legs, too. Prepare the legs the same way as the breasts, but roast on a rack at 450°F for 30 minutes, then reduce the heat and roast at 350°F for another hour.
Active: 10 minutes
Total: 1 hour and 10 minutes (plus overnight chilling)
¼cup softened butter
3Tbsp chopped fresh sage
1Tbsp lemon juice
Kosher salt and pepper
1boneless, skin-on, split turkey breast (2 halves), about 4 lbs
1lemon, sliced
1onion, sliced
1. Combine the butter, sage, lemon juice, 1 Tbsp salt, and 1 tsp pepper in a small bowl with a fork.
2. If the breasts are thicker than 1½ in., pound them lightly to flatten. Make a small opening between the skin and meat and use your fingers to loosen the skin without detaching its edges. Massage the butter mixture under the skin, dividing evenly between the two pieces. Arrange the lemon and onion slices on the bottom of a large roasting pan and place the turkey, skin-side up, on top. Refrigerate uncovered overnight.
3. Arrange racks in upper and lower thirds of oven. Heat oven to 450°F. Roast the breasts on top rack for 20 minutes. Rotate pan and continue roasting on bottom rack until thermometer registers 155°F, about 30 minutes. Remove from oven; rest 5 minutes before slicing.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.
LEMON-HERB GRAVY
Store-bought broth is fortified with onion and rosemary, then thickened with a beurre manié (softened butter mixed with flour). Make gravy ahead,then rewarm and mix with roasting juices from the turkey, fresh sage, and a squeeze of lemon juice.
Active: 15 minutes
Total: 40 minutes
1tsp vegetable oil
½yellow onion
4cups low-sodium turkey or chicken broth
2sprigs rosemary
2Tbsp softened butter
2Tbsp flour
1Tbsp chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
Kosher salt and pepper
Lemon juice, to taste
1. Heat the oil in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Add the onion, cut-side down, and sear until dark brown, about 4 minutes. Flip the onion and add the broth. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer until reduced by half. Add the rosemary and remove pan from heat. Let steep for 10 minutes, then remove and discard the onion and rosemary. Cover and chill if making ahead.
2. Bring the broth to a simmer. Mash the butter and flour to a smooth paste. Whisk the mixture into the simmering broth, then stir in the parsley. Return to a simmer, stirring often, and cook until thick, about 10 minutes. Stir in the pan drippings and ¼ tsp pepper. Adjust seasoning with lemon juice and salt, if needed.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.
SMOTHERED-ONION DRESSING
Caramelized onions and garlic get tossed with stale bread, broth, celery, spices, and fresh chopped scallions. Assemble in a roasting pan and bake at the same time as the turkey.
Active: 50 minutes
Total: 1 hour and 20 minutes
½cup softened butter (1 stick)
2large onions, halved and thinly sliced (about 4 cups)
8cloves garlic, smashed (about ¼ cup)
2stalks celery, chopped into ½-in. pieces (about 1 cup)
1bunch scallions, thinly sliced (about 2 cups)
1tsp poultry seasoning (like Bell's)
Kosher salt and pepper
11-lb loaf good-quality, day-old, dense bread, cut into 1-in. pieces
2½cups turkey, chicken, or vegetable broth
1. Melt the butter in a large heavy skillet over medium heat; add the onions and garlic. Fold to coat with butter; cook the onions, stirring often, until caramelized, about 40 minutes. Add the celery, scallions, and poultry seasoning and continue to cook, 5 minutes, until the celery is translucent around the edges. Season with ¾ tsp salt and ½ tsp pepper.
2. Place the bread in a large bowl and, using your hands, combine with the cooked onions and half the broth until coated. Add the remaining broth and fold until all liquid is absorbed.
3. Spray a 13x9x2-in. casserole dish with nonstick spray and fill with the dressing. Cover with foil; chill.
4. Heat oven to 450°F. Bake the dressing (covered) for 20 minutes. Uncover and continue baking until the top is crunchy and brown, 25 to 30 minutes.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.
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CRANBERRY-CLEMENTINE SAUCE
Fresh (or frozen) cranberries are pulsed in the food processor with clementine segments and sugar. Let sit in the fridge overnight for a cool, tart sauce.
Active: 10 minutes
Total: 10 minutes
2clementines
½cup sugar
112-oz bag fresh or frozen cranberries
1bay leaf (optional)
1. Zest the clementines. Combine zest in a food processor with the sugar and process for 15 seconds, until the sugar looks damp.
2. Peel the clementines; discard the peels. Divide into segments and feel for seeds, removing and discarding any. Place the segments and cranberries in a food processor with the sugar and zest and pulse to finely chop everything. Spoon the relish into a resealable container and stir in the bay leaf, if desired. Cover and chill overnight. Remove and discard the bay leaf (if using) before serving.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.
GLAZED CARROTS AND TURNIPS
Root veggies are simmered in salt, sugar, and butter resulting in tender, lacquered goodness.
Active: 10 minutes
Total: 20 minutes
1lb small carrots, trimmed and peeled
1lb baby turnips, trimmed
¼cup butter
2tsp sugar
Kosher salt
2bay leaves
1large sprig thyme
1. Combine the carrots, turnips, butter, sugar, 1 tsp salt, bay leaves, and thyme in a large, deep skillet. Add enough water to come three quarters of the way up the vegetables (1 to 2 cups).
2. Set skillet over medium-high heat and bring to a simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the vegetables are tender and glazed, 10 to 12 minutes. Remove bay leaves, spoon into a serving dish, and keep warm.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.
SPICY GREENS WITH SAUSAGE
Blanching the chard the night before gives it a head start on cooking.
Active: 20 minutes
Total: 20 minutes
2lbs rainbow chard, stems and leaves separated and chopped
1Tbsp olive oil
8oz spicy or smoked sausage (like chorizo), diced or crumbled into ¼-in. pieces
Pinch of chili flakes (ormore, to taste)
Kosher salt and pepper
1. Blanch the greens in a large pot of boiling water until wilted, about 1 minute. Drain and let cool. Squeeze excess water from the greens; chill until ready to cook.
2. Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the sausage and chili flakes. Render, breaking up any large pieces, until browned, about 5 minutes. Fold in the greens and season with ½ tsp salt and ¼ tsp pepper. Cook until heated through, about 3 minutes.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.
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NO-BAKE PUMPKIN PUDDING PIE
If you take care to cook the pudding until it's fully thickened, the pie will set up and slice beautifully.
Active: 10 minutes
Total: 3 hours and 10 minutes (includes chilling)
2egg yolks
½cup dark brown sugar
1cup milk
2Tbsp cornstarch
1tsp vanilla
½tsp cinnamon
¼tsp ground ginger
4oz cream cheese, softened
115-oz can pumpkin (like Libby's)
1premade graham cracker or chocolate cookie pie crust
1oz bittersweet chocolate, melted
¼cup toasted pecans
Whipped cream, forserving
1. Whisk the egg yolks and ¼ cup of the brown sugar together in a heatproof bowl. Whisk the remaining ¼ cup brown sugar, milk, cornstarch, vanilla, cinnamon, and ginger in a medium saucepan. Set over medium-high heat and cook, whisking, until the mixture bubbles and thickens, 3 to 4 minutes.
2. Remove from heat and gradually pour ⅓ of the hot milk mixture into bowl with the egg yolks, whisking to temper. Pour the egg mixture into saucepan and whisk to combine. Set over medium heat and continue whisking until the pudding boils and is very thick, about 2 minutes. Remove pan from heat and stir in the cream cheese until smooth. Fold in the pumpkin and stir until completely combined.
3. Pour the pie filling into the crust and drizzle with the melted chocolate. Refrigerate until firm, at least 3 hours and preferably overnight. Scatter the pecans over the pie and serve with the whipped cream.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.